A legend that always arose in the communities of the Red Candy Swamp was that of the giant mud golem. Every hundred years the behemoth would rise out of the marsh and roar with the sound of six thousand and one pheasants all trying to get to a bar at the same time. But it was one faithful day that a young boy discovered the truth behind this tale.
Young Boy stroked his massive boy chin in an attempt to seem thoughtful as he studied the pages of the tome the legend was recorded in when he discovered on the inside back cover was a note scratched in ink.
'I hope one day this dream journal of mine will be published, really I do. Signed, Young Boy' Young Boy recoiled so fast that he flew into space and took up a career in auditing.
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