The truth about carrots was finally revealed yesterday when the research team of the Lite Corporation found abnormalities during a standard database checkup. The corporation's founder Sherif Lite said 'The abnormalities found are atrocious and I am shocked that we went this long without finding them. It is my firm belief and recommendation that all carrots be destroyed before anyone is affected'.
The Food Standards Commission holds similar views, saying they would like see all carrot crops shot into space, as it's about time something was.
In other news ten frogs were killed in an explosion in Avebury.
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